terse verse

A terse verse is a poem that has just two words. the two words are a funny way of explaining things.

stinky diaper = tooty wootie
cow = beef weef
something poky = nosebleed tumbleweed
Hope in the bath = soapy Hopi
Sarah = cutie tootie
flower = sniffly wiffly
book = read mead
Honey Butter = funny gunny
mom = mommie wommie





dear Camille,
I am sorry that you have really bad chicken pox. You must be miserable. Here is a terse verse to make you laugh about chicken pox.

witch with chicken pox = itchy witchy